I hate to admit that at my age, I watch the entire Kardashian franchise on E. I don't know what draws me to this fame-hungry family, but there I am – DVR at the ready each and every week. So imagine how happy I am at E's latest announcement that they will be televising the wedding extravaganza of her royal highness (and I use that term loosely) Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries.